teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

(via funneestuff)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

chromeofficial:

ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

dutchster:

when a dog is sitting in a car they probably don’t realize a person is making it go… they probably just think they’re riding a magic cushion

(via funneestuff)

buzzfeed:

Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

(Source: BuzzFeed, via iwillmindfuckyou)